Monday, August 28, 2006

Suckers are dime a dozen


New York Times
Aug. 28, 20061:27 pm

Sad News: Stock Spam Seems to Work

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Why get bent out of shape over e-mail stock toots peddling garbage penny stocks?

Just watch CNBC with its relentless parade of flacks, gurus with histories of really terrible results and on air staff personnel whose principle attributes are attractive personalities, good looks and until the past couple of years many had great figures.

As the CNBC staff grows long in tooth I recommend hiring porn stars and dominatrixs who manage their money well so as to enjoy comfortable retirements. Appearing on air in costume they’d be a lot easier on the eyes and ears than Jim Cramer.

Why should GE care? With toothless securities laws, a spineless SEC, and an absentee landlord style board, Jeff Immelt and crew take real good care of themselves compensation wise while the shares have gone nowhere in six years!
Comment by MARK KLEIN, M.D. — August 28, 2006 @ 6:43 pm

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